I Saw Three Ships

‘Twas a few nights before Christmas and all through the street, Not a creature was stirring except this piano geek; The lights were all hung on the houses with care, In hopes that Jon wouldn’t play piano there;

The people were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of cello music danced in their heads; And Paul in his t-shirt and Al in his boots Had just settled down for an all night video shoot.

When out in the street arose such a clatter, People sprang from their beds to see what was the matter Out the windows they watched, their phones they unlocked Was this a dream or should they call the cops?

Jon sprang from his bench, running fast as he could, As the neighborhood dogs barked (just as they should); But we heard him exclaim, ere he ran out of sight, HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!